May 2013
43 posts
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When my friend tells me all the reasons why her...
and I’m like…
May 22nd
7 notes
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When I get paired with the only single groomsman...
May 22nd
27 notes
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When my friend tells me she feels naked without...
May 21st
74 notes
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When I go on a date with a guy and realize he's...
May 21st
91 notes
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When my friend posts a facebook status about...
May 20th
162 notes
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When my friend tells me about her and her...
May 20th
65 notes
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When my friends tell me they're staying in with...
and I’m like…
May 19th
49 notes
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When my friend makes me listen to all of her...
May 18th
56 notes
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When my friend posts an article about ways to...
May 18th
75 notes
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When someone asks me if I'm afraid of never...
and I’m like…
May 17th
256 notes
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When my married friend tells me that men think I'm...
May 17th
358 notes
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When my friend starts to breastfeed in front of me
and I’m like…
May 16th
90 notes
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When my coworkers leave early to pick up their...
May 16th
196 notes
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When I get set up on a blind date with a guy who...
and I’m like…
May 15th
76 notes
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When my friend tells me having a puppy is like...
and I’m like…
May 15th
162 notes
ICYMI, Survive wedding season with MFAM!
Don’t miss MFAM in the Washington Post’s special wedding section!  Because the bridesmaids dresses, bad toasts, and awkward conversations with grandma are coming.  It’s almost here.
May 15th
15 notes
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When I tell my friend how excited I am to be in...
and then I’m like..
May 14th
232 notes
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When someone tells me they love weddings
May 14th
230 notes
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When I get a DCist dating email
May 13th
26 notes
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When I'm at Target and the kid next to me starts...
and I’m like…
May 13th
211 notes
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When I'm a bridesmaid in a Catholic wedding
May 12th
143 notes
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When my married friend lectures me about how I...
and I’m like…
May 11th
125 notes
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When someone puts "Happily Married" as her middle...
May 10th
136 notes
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When I show up at a Cinco de Mayo party and there...
May 10th
144 notes
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When someone tells me I'll make a good wife...
May 9th
298 notes
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When my boss says she didn't know the meaning of...
May 9th
215 notes
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When I'm excited to tell my friend I got a...
May 8th
184 notes
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When my friend tells me she hopes I'm next so I...
May 8th
134 notes
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When I find out Honey Boo Boo's mom got married...
May 7th
522 notes
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When my married friend tells me I'm throwing away...
May 7th
94 notes
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When married friends introduce me to strangers as...
May 6th
125 notes
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When my married friend and I are talking about new...
and I’m like… (even she, a brand new mom, was like…)
May 6th
66 notes
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When my boyfriend's mom introduces me as his...
And I’m just like…
May 5th
86 notes
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When I see a couple making out on the metro...
and I walk by like…
May 5th
115 notes
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Be sure to pick up today's Washington Post
and Read about MFAM!! I’m so thrilled to speak on behalf of all of us singles in today’s special wedding section of the Washington Post.  Stay strong this wedding season, y’all.  And cheers to many open bars this summer!
May 5th
64 notes
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When my friend is telling me about her weekend...
and I’m like…
May 4th
163 notes
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When every guy I've ever dated comes out of the...
and I’m like..
May 4th
336 notes
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When I found out breast milk-filled jewelry exists
It’s true.  Google it.  I did, and allegedly it’s a thing.
May 3rd
109 notes
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When my friend relates every conversation back to...
May 3rd
61 notes
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When my friend gives me a lecture about hooking up...
and I’m like…
May 2nd
136 notes
8 tags
When my guy friends try to hit on my married...
and I’m just like…
May 2nd
169 notes
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When I agree to be a bridesmaid and then find out...
May 1st
120 notes
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When my friend tells me she's pregnant with her...
May 1st
178 notes
April 2013
58 posts
8 tags
When I see someone wearing a shirt that says...
Apr 30th
115 notes
10 tags
When I go on vacation with my friend and wind up...
Apr 30th
57 notes
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When my friend tells me I have a bad attitude...
Apr 29th
282 notes
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When my married friend tells me I should lower my...
Apr 29th
85 notes
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When my engaged friend suggests I start saving...
Apr 28th
112 notes
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When my married friend says that she feels like...
Apr 28th
55 notes
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When my friend catches me trying to sneak out of a...
and I’m just like…
Apr 27th
123 notes