#myfriendsaremarried
My friends are getting married, and I'm just 25 and drunk.

Whenever I see a back to school photo of someone’s kid

and I’m like…

When I get stuck behind a schoolbus on my way to work

and I’m just like…

When I’m at a dry wedding

and I’m just like…

When my friend is talking to me about giving birth

and I’m like…
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When my married friend calls herself a domestic goddess

and I’m like…