When married friends introduce me to strangers as “single and on the prowl”
When my married friend and I are talking about new mothers eating their placentas
and I’m like…
(even she, a brand new mom, was like…)
When my boyfriend’s mom introduces me as his fiance
And I’m just like…
When I see a couple making out on the metro escalator
and I walk by like…
Be sure to pick up today’s Washington Post
and Read about MFAM!!
I’m so thrilled to speak on behalf of all of us singles in today’s special wedding section of the Washington Post. Stay strong this wedding season, y’all. And cheers to many open bars this summer!
