#myfriendsaremarried
My friends are getting married, and I'm just 25 and drunk.

When my coworker is telling me about her birthing class

and I’m like..

When I see how many people got engaged on July 4th

and I’m just like…

When my friend is complaining to me about her in-laws

and I’m just like…

When my friend asks me how I sleep alone

and I’m just like…
Seriously, I don’t need a person to cuddle with. I do not enjoy it.